Blue Flaming Penis

By popular request, here is the explanation of the Blue Flaming Penis. My apologies to those who may find the following offensive. This post is rated 15.

Everytime it is someones birthday at the Hospital this huge penis that is hanging from the ceiling (head pointing down) is soaked in beer. The owner then sets it alight and it goes up wwwwooooooooooossh in a screen of penis-shaped blue flames. While this is happening, beer is poured into the middle of the penis from the top, and the beer pours out of the bottom (out of the 'head')like jism and into the beer mug . The person whose birthday it is must drink from this mug.

Afterwards, when the flames have disappeared, the owner puts on a good a show by carefully cleaning the penis, rubbing it thoroughly all over until it is completely free of stickiness.

Afterall, the penis does need a good clean every now and then.